January 2012
Got invited to a party. (As an afterthought.) To which I would have to wear a bikini. (Or be the awkward only person wearing clothes in a jacuzzi.)
Seeing as:
I do not like wearing bikinis or
Being invited to something as an afterthought, I am staying home. If you are doing nothing for New Year’s, please message me. We’ll have loads of fun.
December 2011